Ah, my evil side is showing. Guys, I think you'll like this one...

In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including
human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as if he were ill, and
said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to
have a wife."