I thought this was pretty good....


A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He

thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to

clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The
blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and
take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.">
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits." " I can splash it on my eyes

Okay, that cracked me up. But god, that was stupid!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde said that one was named Rolex and the other Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're Watch dogs!"

oh that's good!

Jim

heehhee...

Here's an oldie but goodie blond joke that I'm sure everyone has probably already heard:

A beautiful blonde finally gets her wish and lands a job as an admin assistant for a large company's president. They go on a business trip and after checking into the hotel, the president tells his blonde assistant to meet him downstairs at 7pm for dinner.

At 7pm, no blonde assistant downstairs, so the President calls up to her room. After answering the phone, the blonde says she has a wee bit of problem.....The President says, what's the problem.

The blonde says...well I can't seem to find my way out, the President says huh? What do you mean?

The blonde says, well one door goes to the bathroom, one door is for the closet, one door goes out to the balcony and the other door has a hang tag on the handle that says "Do Not Disturb".....



Cheers,

Jim