Typical morning chat with Keith (keep in mind, we tend to snort because we got tired of LOL-ing):

David says:
I need more coffee

David says:
I just saw an add with a guy in sunglasses.

David says:
I thought it said, "Everyone's got little evils inside."

David says:
Which was intriguing, until it said, "find yours at Graceland."

David says:
Then I realized it said, "Everyone's got a little Elvis inside."

Smokey says:
snort

I think I need to let Keith talk more....